COL. CROCKETT'S CO-OPERATIVE CHRISTMAS

Last night I ate a horrible mockery of a Christmas
dinner in a deserted restaurant _Frontispiece_

As blue as all the swear words ever swore _Facing page_ 14

He said if I ever come near again he'd sic the dogs on me 18

"Only one thousand plunks," says he 40

James J. James, Publicity Expert 48

Old Miss Samanthy Clay got a box of cigars meant for Judge Randolph 60