I Made Millions Selling Ebooks... And So Can YOU!

For centuries, publishing has been controlled by a shadowy unelected intellectual cartel, who with their "literacy", "standards" and "dictionaries" have locked out the "Average Joe". Because, let's face it - nobody in American society is more respected, powerful and wealthy than writers! But now digital technology makes it possible for you to join the ranks of the Wordocracy, by publishing your very own writing - as EBOOKS! And my book shows you how!

Hi, my name is Norman Dog, and my new ebook, "I Made Millions Selling Ebooks (About How I Made Millions Selling Ebooks) And So Can YOU!" shows you how you can make millions selling ebooks, like me! Even if you've never written any kind of book before - even if you've never read a book - I will give you the tools to become a respected, wealthy Author! This ebook reveals The Secrets Of Publishing that the fat cats of "Big Book" don't want you to know! Secrets like:

• How to find plenty of high-grade, ready-to-publish words (or as the pros call it, "content) right on the internet - all for free! Let Wikipedia write your ebook for you!
• How to use "Anti-Social Media" to monetize your relationships, and turn 'friendship' into hard cash!
• Why Ben Franklin is the only self-publisher to be on American money!

And much much more! If you read one book your entire life, make it this one!