The Day Baseball Died-Tombstones In The Outfield

Baseball has been on the ropes for years. High salaries for mediocre players, drugs, and steroids, were a few of the facts that forced owners to cancel baseball. However, the day baseball died the team owners figured out a clever way to get the fans back into the stadiums. They exhumed the bodies of the great and near great players and buried them in the outfield grass under marble statues labeled with their statistics.
The best part was entrance to this spectacle was $1.00 and the parking was free. It was orgasmic. The book is 4,000 words full of humor, facts and a special ending.