How to Not Lose Your F***ing ChapStick: The Unofficial Underground Guide to the Most Frustrating Elusive Thing in the World

Ever lose your Chap Stick when you need it the most? Ever just lose your Chap Stick all the time? If not, well then, you’re just perfect now aren’t you? For the rest of us non-perfect people, there is hope and it has finally come in the form of this Unofficial Guide to the most elusive thing in the world: Chap Stick.

Finally, a how to guide on how to hold on to a two and a half inch tube of wax. Yes it sounds silly but inside you’ll find a comprehensive approach to learning techniques that will help you hold on to your Chap Stick longer then you ever thought you could. Ways of thinking that could change your way of life, only if you will it to. The Guide also includes how to get Chap Stick out of clothing, what to use as a Chap Stick substitute, the Secret Weapon to never losing your Chap Stick ever again, and much more. Never lose your Chap Stick again, with this unofficial guidebook.