Funny stories and jokes - Volume 3 - Eating and Drinking

In this book I will introduce you to funny stories and dump things about Eating and Drinking.
This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.
Get ready, since it must be the funniest collection of this kind.
Carry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is an E-Book version you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh.
This collection is available for your E-book reader (kindle), your cell phone, tablet or notebook (with the appropriate app).

Table of contents
Funny things to do in a drive-thru
Funny things to order a burrito or burger
Funny things to do in a supermarket
How to annoy people in a restaurant
How to annoy your waiter
Funny ways to order a pizza
Things you don't want to hear from a guy at Starbucks
Things overheard at Martha Stewart's Thanksgiving dinner
Questions to ask yourself before buying egg nog