The Naughty Nun; Sister Mary's Edible Undies, Erotica

The Naughty Nun: Sister Mary’s Edible Undies 2798 Words. Sister Mary Immaculate decides to give Father Gordon a treat – edible undies. The outcome is not at all what she expected. Contains: humor, oral sex, anal sex, handcuffs, spanking and more. All characters are 18 and above. Adult 18+

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Sister Mary Immaculate wanted to give Father Gordon a special treat for her daily community service in his office. What she called, her ‘community service” for Father Gordon had started when she had the idea that hearing the confessions of nuns must be very boring and she had spiced up her confession by describing a dream that was so exciting they took down the confessional a direct result of their each having brought themselves to an orgasm which rocked the house, so to speak. Since then they had met almost daily in an effort to cure her of her impure behaviors and thoughts.
On the third Thursday in July Sister Mary thought she would provide the unusual treat for Farther Gordon when next she saw him. She had been saving her small allowance for just the right moment when she could buy edible undies and on that Thursday she thought she probably had saved enough. Purchasing the undies was a bit of a stretch for her as, without access to the internet, she had to find them in a store that specialized in sex paraphernalia.
Sister Mary Immaculate had very round, wide blue eyes that matched her closely cropped bright red hair. Never had her eyes been more wide and open than the day she walled into the lingerie department of the Pink Pussy Cat sex shop on 69th and Main. Inside of shop there were all kinds of outfits for all kinds of things she wasn’t sure she wanted to know about. Most of them were in black leather, or looked like old fashioned corsets and garter belts. She wondered what Father Gordon would say if she turned up for community service wearing a black lace garter belt and quickly turned her mind away from the picture the thought conjured. Maybe another day, she told herself.
Along one wall was a long display of underwear. She walked over to the wall and began to look through the display.
“May I help you?” a saleswoman who was wearing a breathtaking display of one of the corsets with a garter belt, black stockings and very high spiked heels.
“I was looking for edible undies,” Sister Mary Immaculate replied, blushing red to the hidden roots of her carrot colored hair.
“Really?” the saleswoman replied looking Sister Mary up and down from her veil to the hem of her long habit.
“For a friend,” Sister Mary stammered.
“Of course,” said the saleswoman regaining control of herself. How often had she heard that? “Edibles are over here.”
“What are these?” Sister Mary asked looking at some lovely lace undies in black and bright colors.
“Those are crotchless,” the saleswoman replied.
“You’re kidding,” Sister Mary blurted. “What good are crotchless undies?”
“Easy access,” stammered the saleswoman. Talking about crotchless undies or even edible undies with a nun in full habit just didn’t seem right, even if what she was buying was for a friend. “Edibles are over here.”
The two women moved to the end of the display to the rows of undies in plastic wrappers marked “Edibles.”
“Do you have a combination of crotchless and edibles?” Sister Mary asked.
“What size?” asked the saleswoman, as she began to lift various styles of very brief panties.
“I don’t suppose you have a size six?” Sister Mary asked.
“Sure,” said the sales woman, lifting a thong in bright blue and another in black and white.
“I don’t suppose you have something a little more substantial?” Sister Mary asked.
“Substantial?”
“My friend usually wears bloomers,” Sister Mary said, blushing deep red again.
“It just so happens we got in a misorder of bloomers just the other day. I was going to send them back,” the saleswoman replied.
“Wonderful,” Sister Mary said.