Premium Teenage Angst: The Complete Formative Years

This is everything that I ever wrote as a teenager and saved to a hard drive. If you are looking for pure, hormonal passion spruced up with a bit of sarcastic-yet-angst-ridden teenage wit, then look no further. If you feel like killing some time some afternoon in a nostalgic way, then join me.


Prose-ish Things:
* The Tragedy of Beasts
* Sleepless Poet: Entertainer of the Deceased
* The Simultaneously Shortest and Dumbest Story I Ever Wrote
* Random Dialogue
* The Most Misogynistic Thing I Ever Wrote And Which I Can’t Believe I’m Letting You Read
* Rage
* The Angstiest One
* The Theory of Highdeas
* Cloud Nine
* Attempted Rape
* WTF Was I Doing?

Dramatic Things:
* The Sunshine Bistro
* The Corner of 11th and Whimsical
* Dream Theory 101
* Is Obama A Christian?

Poetic Things:
* Dear Lady Michigan (The Lake)
* Silly Pigeon
* The Thromboner
* That Gal, Anne Gal
* Bubbles, Bubbles
* Ode To Chatroulette
* The Tell-Tail