Amy Moaned: The Tale of a First-time Lesbian

As I quickly discovered after being dumped by my jerk of a boyfriend for being a "Skinny Fat Chick," life is full of new firsts. After being dumped by the jerk, I joined a local gym for the first time, took an aerobics class for the first time and, oddly enough, found myself having feelings and thoughts about someone of the same sex, odd how things come to in threes.