One-Eyed Dick, Nellie the Whore, and the Spring of Perpetual Wood

This here’s a story about One-Eyed Dick, the legend of the Mountain West. What, ya never heard of One-Eyed Dick? Why, you’ve heard of Paul Bunyan and Pecos Bill, haven’t ya? But I’m not surprised ya haven’t heard of Dick, not really. His stories are not the ones ya tell to children, if ya get my drift.

So this story’s about how Dick agreed to help his old pal Nellie find the Spring of Perpetual Wood. Nellie believed it’d make ‘em rich, but Dick was worried about who else might be protectin’ that spring. Could they steal some of the water anyway?

An erotic tall tale in short story form by the author of The Ugly One and Friends and Benefits.