A record of a Zombie's rant about the trials and tribulations of his life as a dis-respected member of the Undead. His rant centers around humans' inherent racism, and he attempts to cajole his human listener into understanding his point of view. Darkly humorous and snarky, this story paints a new picture of a Zombie's life.
A Chat Before Dinner is a short story, 2600 words (about 10 printed pages) in length.
