Die, Die, Diet

An overweight and lovable FBI man (perhaps in the wrong profession) is given the task of finding out why a serial killer is disposing of diet gurus and other weight-loss advocates. His task is complicated by falling in love at first sight with the female agent assigned to work with him, who--to say the least--has no weight problem herself. It's all in fun as they count calories along the way in a hunt that takes them across America, and from Hawaii to a Caribbean cruise, as these dedicated protectors of Homeland Security work to save America from becoming more obese.