The Book of Random Tales

Have you ever read a book of tales with morals like " Don’t throw away dust bunnies without first checking to see if they are actually a marble." or "Don’t ever have a kitten and dinosaur as roommates. They will make you go insane."?
If not then this book is for you!
Within this book are nine tales to humor everyone of all ages.
This is volume 1 of Heartless' Short Stories