Why I pooped on the world

My name is Dutch Steffin and I am a bad person.I write about all the horrible things I have done to others and vice versa all the horrible things others have done to me. I find other peoples misfortune funny as well as my own. But mainly others. I write about what I know, and what I know is how to be a dick. To that end I wrote this book butt naked in the middle of the night eating cheetoe's downloading porn drinking vodka straight out of the bottle while smoking crack. Let me know if you like it. Visit http://www.dutchsteffin.weebly.com