The Auntie Lists

The mere name conjures up a new breed of everything. Since the dawn of time, man has awaited their arrival. They’ve watched, and hoped, and prayed to their imaginary gods. But no longer. No more. The prayers have been answered. Get up off your knees, or stay on them, if that’s your thing. The waiting is over, and the moment is now, so ready yourself, and prepare, for the hour is at hand. Look for them, seek them out, and claim them as your own, for they are mighty, they are truth, they are........The Auntie Lists!