Big Chicken

Everyone gets skewered but not the chicken

Reluctant corporate investigator Greta Greenberry picks
her way through a minefield of body parts in tasty hot
wing buckets, crooked executives, skeevy lawyers,
chucklehead rednecks, oleaginous clergy, hapless
workers, gun-toting federales and piles of dead bodies
(not counting the chickens) to find herself hog-tied in a
freezer face-to-face with a grisly truth.
Watch out Hiassen, Barry and Dorsey! Grease up the
pompadour and press your black 501s because Sijin
Belle, your prom queen from Hell has arrived - well
actually Mississippi but that's close enough. Her debut
novel does for Big Poultry what Cristopher Buckley's
Thank You for Smoking did for Big Tobacco.

"Another lurid addition to wacko crime and zany murder
fiction, to be avoided at all costs by the serious reader."
Jonathan Fanzeni

"More fun than playing Beer Pong with Billy Carter."
Preston Beekus

"Loathe Mississippi? Well, #&*% you and the Big Chicken
you rode in on!"
Rep. Clyde Munger IV (Ret.), Halflitre, Mississippi