For Tomorrow We Diet (a humor / horror short-short)

If a simple cup of tea could grant your innermost wish, would you drink it?

Merry couldn't believe her luck when she discovered a magic tea that would grant her deepest desire. In fact, the only problem she could think of was figuring out how quickly to drink it. Could a perfect life be just a few sips away?

Length: 2,000 words (short story)
Genre: light horror, dark humor, satire included