Get That Job! Pissing People Off One Email at a Time

I have been a software architect and developer for over 20 years. I sincerely enjoy the information technology industry and most of the work I have performed. During the first decade of my career, I held 7 different fulltime jobs, and over the next decade, I had 10 different consulting assignments at various companies.

With the downturn in our economy and the staggering number of people looking for work, this book will show you how to get the perfect job for yourself using some unconventional methods. These methods are shown by example, in the form of various emails chains between me (the instigator) and recruiters (idiots).

Warning: Many of these advanced job-seeking techniques I help you employ are intended for the sophisticated reader. Consequently this book will use strong language such as ballbag, bitch, and ass-clown. In addition, adult concepts including Rusty Trombone and Dirty Sanchez have been used to help communicate and clarify ideas to the recruiter.