The Heart of Pinocchio: New Adventures of the Celebrated Little Puppet

THE HEART OF PINOCCHIO

[Illustration: "BUT SMELL THIS" ... AND WHILE HE SPOKE THE RASCAL OF
A PINOCCHIO TOOK IN BOTH HIS HANDS THE DISH AND HELD IT CLOSE TO
STOLZ'S NOSE]


CONTENTS

CHAP. PAGE

I. _How Pinocchio Discovered that He Had a Heart and Had
Become a Real Boy_ 1

II. _How Pinocchio Recognized the Advantages of His
Wooden Body_ 22

III. _How Pinocchio Sent a Solemn Protest to Francis
Joseph to Rectify an Official Bulletin_ 33

IV. _How Pinocchio Learned that War Changes Everything--Even
the Meaning of Words_ 62

V. _In Which Pinocchio Discovers that Sometimes When You
Want to Advance You Have to Take a Step Backward_ 78

VI. _Wherein We See Pinocchio's Heart_ 92

VII. _How Pinocchio Came Face to Face with Our Alpine
Troops_ 110

VIII. _How Pinocchio Made Two Beasts Sing--Contrary to
Nature_ 135

IX. _How Pinocchio Complained Because He Was No Longer
a Wooden Puppet_ 151

X. _Many Deeds and Few Words_ 177

XI. _And Now--Finished or Not Finished_ 199