Adolf Hitler's Favorite Short Stories

“Dear Charles,

“Please be to forgiving mein English und mein spelling. Gott im Himmel, mein spelling not the best is! That is meine kleine joke! Do you see the list below? These are mein favorite short stories! Ach, I these stories very much am loving! Tell the world about these stories and how I, Adolf Hitler, a sensitive man am being!

“Auf wiedersehen!
Your gute chum,
Adolf

Mein List:
The Poor Relation’s Story – Charles Dickens, The Garden Party – Katherine Mansfield, Rip Van Winkle – Washington Irving, A Haunted House – Virginia Woolf, The Fiddler – Herman Melville, The Storyteller – H. H. Munro (Saki)

Poor Adolf was reaching out to me. I suppose he thought I would not hold anything against him since I was only a month old. I found out later that my parents and my older brothers and sisters hated him. He did many bad things, as we all do. But that doesn’t mean we have to hate the stories he admired.

So I offer to you, dear reader, the following collection of stories beloved by Adolf Hitler. I hope you like the stories as much as he did!