Life on Earth

In a series of short essays, this book explains the purpose of life (apparently we are here to sell things to our fellow human beings), how to be an artist (first learn how to draw unemployment), and the importance of positive thinking (I don't call them "sand traps." I like to think of them as "sand opportunities.") It answers the tough questions in life. Does the universe have an ending, or does it just keep going forever, like a foreign movie? Is climate change real,or isn't it? On one side you have all the scientists of the world. On the other side are radio talk show hosts. Tough call. This book also explains why movies are better than reality (you don't have to stand up, for starters) and why conspiracy theories are funnier than previously thought possible. If this book doesn't make you LOL, you should at least CQ (chuckle quietly) every now and then.