The Cereal Song

There’s only one grocery store in town, and it sits on the corner of Oak and Pine. From the outside, it seems the perfect, quaint small-town store, but everyone knows it’s what’s on the inside that counts. With bickering cashiers, a produce guy who dreams of playing packed amphitheaters, and a bakery housing the best strawberry tarts this side of the Mississippi, this grocery store is far from average. But what is average? Especially in a town like this…