The Barking Martians in the Flying Dildos of Planet Venus

This sexy science fiction novel follows the espionage exploits of mercenaries on Venus as they battle the oppressors of South Mars. Their goal is involvement in the expansion of humanoids out of our solar system, so Martians don’t get left behind. Our paranoid lead character Captain Dick Cancer is on a mission for charity with subpar equipment and an unruly crew including a hot stud from the underwater oceans of Ganymede, a naked babe with multiple Ph.D’s and a ton of patents, a communications officer with dreadlocks, and a four-armed lizard man who wants nothing more than to eat people. Captain Cancer is thwarted at every turn by those seeking to dismember him, while his crew remain disinterested, especially the sexdroid-obsessed heavy weapons officer Freddie and his electronic moll Lin Daiyu.

Join them as they plunge into the steamy heat of Venus, venturing to strange places as they attempt to succeed in their mission to blow up their own geothermal power plant and frame the competition for it.