Ballaghast

Well, since the sun, a ball of gas, shone down its rays onto our world, earth, a mixture
of solid mass all those ions ago, a primitive start, we now have reached the point
of a ball-aghast, ya see? It's about horror, kids, starring that cute starlet called man, as always the center of it all..but dont fret we got reborn pterosaurs, demons, angels, voodoo dolls,aqua blue scaled monsters on Halloween, cursed cat-idols,
doggies chasing ghostlies on the lake and such! Now, people, come and cheer on your globe, the one you always root for, in your seat at the flicks, in ya rootbeer and p-corn, for funsake?!Sure, theres typo's, this is a paint chipped roller carnival, other side of the railroad, baby...strap in and dont lean too far...the ride master is a little tipsy here, between dusk, under the cloudy moon, sure.