Get the Hell Off My Porch

The true story of two unfortunate salesmen in Kansas City, attempting to sell alarm systems to people that don't want to buy them. The stories range from funny, to sad, to unbelievable, all showcasing the monster the door-to-door sales industry has become.

Awards and Accolades:
- Voted the best book written by the Brothers Boyce
- "I guess it was alright..." -Papa Boyce
- Stephen King had no comment on this book