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My First Car Was a Motorcycle, My First Girl Was a Woman
My First Car Was a Motorcycle, My First Girl Was a Woman
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"On turning eighteen and after surveying the nonexistent landscape of my sexual history, I decided it was time to lose my virginity. Unfortunately, I didn't have anyone to lose my virginity with because in addition to being a late bloomer sexually, I was a late bloomer emotionally and socially. In other words, there weren't a lot of girls in my life. And by a lot I mean any. So, I turned to my only recourse: the world's oldest profession."
Welcome to the hilarious, sexy, wild, and captivating world of Hedley Turk. In My First Car Was a Motorcycle, My First Girl Was a Woman, Turk creates a new genre--Memoir on Steroids--with his outrageously hilarious, charmingly poignant, and always candid style of nonfiction storytelling.
Hedley Turk loses his virginity to a professional; he rides his motorcycle through a crowded New York City department store; Brad Pitt steals his girlfriend; he finds himself homeless, living in a car with his dog, surviving on bagels; and a mishap with his girlfriend prompts a 911 operator to ask, "You have your what stuck where?" And there's much more!
A classic page-turner, My First Car Was a Motorcycle, My First Girl Was a Woman is laugh-out-loud funny and difficult to put down, showcasing Turk's unmistakable voice as one of the freshest and funniest in American writing.
Welcome to the hilarious, sexy, wild, and captivating world of Hedley Turk. In My First Car Was a Motorcycle, My First Girl Was a Woman, Turk creates a new genre--Memoir on Steroids--with his outrageously hilarious, charmingly poignant, and always candid style of nonfiction storytelling.
Hedley Turk loses his virginity to a professional; he rides his motorcycle through a crowded New York City department store; Brad Pitt steals his girlfriend; he finds himself homeless, living in a car with his dog, surviving on bagels; and a mishap with his girlfriend prompts a 911 operator to ask, "You have your what stuck where?" And there's much more!
A classic page-turner, My First Car Was a Motorcycle, My First Girl Was a Woman is laugh-out-loud funny and difficult to put down, showcasing Turk's unmistakable voice as one of the freshest and funniest in American writing.
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