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OLD AT HEART - 129 Vital Signs It's The END Of The Line!
OLD AT HEART - 129 Vital Signs It's The END Of The Line!
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Remember when you weren't concerned about male pattern baldness, moisturizers, receding gums, crow's feet, varicose veins and INFLAMED hemorrhoidal tissue?
Of course you DON'T remember, you probably have Alzheimer's!
Why? Because the very concept of aging gracefully is a myth, a lie, a powerful deceit!
Propaganda spread by plastic surgeons, cosmetic companies and the AARP as they all vie for your hard-earned money that would be better left not to your relatives, but to paying for your funeral!
Face the facts. Your heart is about to beat it. Your lungs are all choked up! Your kidneys are pissed off. No wonder every check-up brings you closer to CHECKING OUT!
But avoid getting madder. Empty your bladder and get this hysterical e-book. It'll do your heart GOOD!
Of course you DON'T remember, you probably have Alzheimer's!
Why? Because the very concept of aging gracefully is a myth, a lie, a powerful deceit!
Propaganda spread by plastic surgeons, cosmetic companies and the AARP as they all vie for your hard-earned money that would be better left not to your relatives, but to paying for your funeral!
Face the facts. Your heart is about to beat it. Your lungs are all choked up! Your kidneys are pissed off. No wonder every check-up brings you closer to CHECKING OUT!
But avoid getting madder. Empty your bladder and get this hysterical e-book. It'll do your heart GOOD!
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