The Tenuous Connection Between Yoga & Shoplifting

It's a book of poetry and nobody gives a shit about poetry. There's no fellowships in my past, no magazine publications, and no awards, so I'm charging as little as Barnes and Noble will allow. To ask for more would just be an insult to your intelligence. This isn't nearly as good as the new Michael Robbins book so don't get your hopes up. I don't have an MFA from a prestigious school--just a BFA from Emerson College.

If you think any of this is tolerable, you should buy one of my other books. Those are great. Go visit www.scottcreney.com since you don't have anything better to do.