Fowl, Swine and Things That Send Shivers Down Your Spine (Book Two: The Hole Stories)

Having just saved the town of Arugula, ten-year-old Onus and his friend Twig are ready to get home and go to bed. Unfortunately, a run in with a cat named Lemy sends them far off course...so far in fact, they end up in a strange town called Cygnus Monde, where the streets are overrun with hair-stealing swans, and all the adults are fixated on one thing: a mysterious place called Tchaikovsky’s.