Punching a Young Man Claiming to be an Enlightened Buddhist in the Face: A Socratic Dialogue

This novelette is starts out with a drug-using, unemployed individual who claims to be an Enlightened Buddhist being punched in the face, and the resulting conversation is a Socratic dialogue in which the supposed Enlightened Buddhist is accused of adhering to a pseudo-Buddhism. This book is for anyone who's met a drug using reprobate who claims to be a Zen Master, and did not enjoy the occasion.