Michael Blaine is the CrossCreek Golf Club Sandbagger. On a glorious autumn day his Saturday morning playing partners strap him to his golf bag and toss him feet first into the pond on the par three 17th hole. As golfers play through he ponders his golfing attitude, his career, and his marriage. and tries to convince the members and the goose chasing guard dog, Kaida, that he is worth rescuing.
