The Little Guy

You know the story, most people have heard it. But you've only heard one side of it. Let me tell you what really happened, because they twist it around, make me look like the bad guy. After all, I'm short, but I'm not evil. Sure, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, but no Dark Powers or anything like that. Most of the time I spend by myself in the forest, but this one time, I got a chance to help a young lady out. Here's what went down...