A Little Wonky Fun with Frankie. No1 Bartering with Fish

A bit of a laugh to cheer you up, but, if you're already cheered up, it's a bit of a laugh anyway.
A pot pourri of stories, quips and a few mad thoughts that were flying around the universe doing nothing much in particular ... until now.

Warning:
If you happen to be passing an asylum, and you feel the urge to run in and shout "Look what I've been reading!" ... don't. You may not be allowed out again for a while at least. Mind you, you may enjoy it? ...