Absurd Tales from the NHS

The NHS in Britain is in crisis, so this should be an interesting read for those who like hospital dramas. I'm an outsider, but the people from the NHS who have read it have said ... "Too close for comfort." Some from other walks of life have said ... "Well that sounds about true."
It's a little gory in places, but what would you expect from a building full of knives and stuff?
The second story actually is a solution to reclaim occupied beds, because there is a drastic bed shortage.