The Scotchepreneurs' Wacky Guide to Whiskey, a Scotch Guide for the Elite Scotch Assembly

Drink, and drink up well my fair lady and gentlemen friends of multi-diverse origins! Do not be fooled by the stupor; however, for fine scotch is a delicate and complex matter whose depths, best be left to the professionals. By this I define and refer to the scotch elite assembly. A group interested in knowing their drink, and defined by knowledge, while set apart by respectable attitudes, and distinguished manners.
Welcome, please have a seat.
What will you be drinking tonight, Sir/Madam?

Here are the contents:

Introduction
10 Years 12 Years: Is Scotch Getting Younger?
The 12 Year Rule and the Single Malt
A Manly Scotchepreneur Drink
An Ageless Secret
Bourbon Building Blocks
The Art of Drinking Whisky
Global Whiskeys
Conclusion

I hope you enjoy, my fair and distinguished lady and gentlemen friends.