Leaked Secret Transcripts from Bush's Oval Office: How Rove Made Obama President

These "secret transcripts" reveal the inner workings of the Bush White House, culminating in Karl Rove's announcement that he has anointed Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States. "We have removed his spine and all other bones in his body," Rove explains.

These Bush-Rove-Cheney-Rumsfeld-Ashcroft dialogues memorably satirize the top-down transformation of our nation.