Semaphore

Most men would think Sam was the luckiest man alive. He had some money, lived on a boat and shared a bed with two strippers who were passing as twins. Those men would be wrong.
The two strippers were quite nice to look at and kept him in more sex than he could handle but, as there always is, there was a dark side. One of the women was a serial killer and the other was usually just a few notches above a good blonde joke. Living on a boat was also a constant struggle with the wind, rain, power and holding tanks. Sam wasn’t complaining though.