The Man with the Diamond Dick

“My collection has grown rapidly in recent years. Each addition has brought me.. great pleasure.”

Mr Fist emphasised the last two words of his sentence in a way that caught Hayley’s attention. She turned to him.

“How do you mean?” she asked. Mr Fist looked a little sad. He faced the window.

“Miss Lane, I am a lonely man,” he said, “but I possess two things that I value above all else. The first thing is my diamond collection, and the second is a certain remarkable skill. I have used the latter to increase the former.”

“And what is this skill?” asked Hayley, intrigued.

“The ability to bring ultimate pleasure to any woman.” he replied.