Why I Cut Off My Husband's Penis

With one swoop, I cut off his penis. There was blood everywhere. With my husband’s severed cock still in my hand, I calmly walked over to the telephone and dialled 911.
“911 what’s the emergency,” a woman said on the other end.
“I have just cut off my husband’s penis and he is bleeding profusely. Would you please send someone over?” I said with great joy.