The Celix of Cthulhu

The Celix of Cthulhu has explosions, Nazis, clowns, ninjas, robots, luchadores, and horrible monsters from the darkest depths of human imagination. There is action, thrills, romance, and suspense. Once you are done reading this story, you will come out a better person. Need to known more? Tough luck. Some people just want to take all the mystery out of life, sheesh...