The Adventures of Maurice DeMouse by Grandma Sharon, Snowflake the Turkish Van Cat

Stinky the Skunk pointed his big black and white fluffy tail at the lady. "Those are humans," he whispered to Snowflake. "They live inside a big cage called a house. They don't have beautiful fur coats like we have and they don't have tails that wag behind them. And, check out those legs; they only have two. Aren't you glad you're not a human? Now that's what I call ugly," chuckled Stinky.