White Noise

Alf, Bert, and Professor Maurice Masterson are minor characters from the 'Cloud Brothers' series. Nonetheless, their lives are so interesting that I feel compelled to recount their exploits.
Every so often, between the Cloud Brother's major adventures, I plan to release a free short story. Here's the second, 'White Noise', in which Professor Maurice Masterson and his bodyguard, James, try to save the universe with a yellow sponge.