Adultery Without Tears: Say Hello, Don't Wave Goodbye

I could see the darkness of what I'd thought were tights give way to a milky expanse of thigh, "oh my god!" I exclaimed "you're wearing stockings and suspenders!" I ran my hand up along the black nylon to the warm flesh beyond, my rough skin rasping as it travelled along the smooth material...the perils and pitfalls of adultery and how not to get caught having an affair