Lusty Limericks, Volume 1

From the world-famous Lusty Limericks blog:

Jenny's date sported cool, hipster scruff.
On her thighs, though, it was far too rough.
To prevent her abrasion,
She said, on this occasion,
"Shave it now, or you can't lick my muff!"

You won't find that poem inside Lusty Limericks, Volume 1 - but you will find 164 original rhymes just like it!

Naughty and nice, lascivious and loving, sweet and sexy, romantic and raw... a wide range of flavors to please the most discriminating poetry-lover's palate.

WARNING: PROVOCATIVE MATERIAL

Limericks contained within may induce chuckles, snorts, groans, smirks, eye-widening and eyebrow-raising, and possibly titillation.

Use at your own risk.