A Visit From God

It had been a quiet Saturday afternoon for Sven, he was just lying around on the sofa watching the football and chilling out.
His wife was away for the weekend, he was all alone and he was loving it! He had a cold beer in one hand, TV remote in the other and a bowl of snacks in front of him. He was in heaven.
And then the TV went blank and a bearded figure spoke to Sven - it was God.