Russell and John, aka Rusty & Slasher, are two ordinary beer-swilling, rugby-playing blokes with ambition. They want to be career criminals but things do not go the way they’ve planned. Instead they get mixed up with real honest-to-God crims who would like nothing better than to see the pair eliminated. And then there’s Lily Trubshaw. Is she the local floozie, or have the guys got it all wrong?
