Once upon a time (in 1976, to be exact) in a slightly magical place (the Commonwealth of Amazon--which is, as almost everybody knows, the Fourteenth Original Colony), young Willy Wilson is beguiled by the enchantress Lula Smith. Unfortunately, Miss Lula doesn't the same way about him. But Willy finds "there is more than one way to make love to a person", and so he does, in as many ways as he can.
