Fifty Shades of Tartan and Other Assorted Love Songs

This is a seductively arc-welded aggregation of snicker-worthy short stories hunted-gathered by a second-time e-author. You will guffaw, you will convert oxygen to carbon dioxide, you will believe a lower primate can operate a keyboard with his face and give his stories away for free. And if you enjoyed this collection and wanted to write a short encouraging review, well by gum, please do it.