The Twelve Huntsmen, A Grimm & Dirty Fairy Tale

Royals are separated by the call of an ailing father in a far away land. When the husband turns out to be a hopeless fop, agreeing to marry another woman, the heart-broken princess takes up with a band of a 12 of her own look-alikes. As they set out to trick her wayward husband into loving her again, their sexual misdeeds worsen by the minute. But shall she win her true love back? 1700 words of explicit sex, homosexuality, group sex, seduction, piercings in unusual places, and a talking lion that's sort of an asshole.