Sex with a Gargoyle (Monsterbangers)

In this episode, Jack and Angela travel to Orlock Castle in Transylvania, where Angela sets to work trying to awaken a hibernating gargoyle on the castle’s roof while Jack spends the evening getting it on with the mistress of the castle, a sexy vampire girl who calls herself Vampirette. Jack’s night proves less than ecstatic as the emo vamp spends the whole encounter delivering an angsty monologue about the woeful bleakness of existence. Angela, however, finds her existence anything but bleak as the freshly roused gargoyle gives her a vigorous front-and-back banging, its enormous, literally rock-hard member in one hole, and its long, prehensile tail in the other.

A 4,700-word short story.

ADULTS ONLY!!! This story contains explicit sexual content involving unusual entities and is for mature readers only.