The Squirrel Stole My Thong and Other Reasons I'm Still Single

Squirrels are out to get me. There, I said it! I have no idea what I did to the rodents other than stop putting Skippy chunky peanut butter on the fence. Join me, the "Forrest Gump" of the economic downturn as I go from dazzling tech job to government cheese, from naked neighbors to bankruptcy court and back while still maintaining a sense of humor and a full martini glass.